Never Served With UN Ribbon
Globe device added for each “Non-Warlike” operation weaselled out of.

Got Divorced Again Ribbon
$ Device added for each costly divorce.

Didn't Get My ICB Because I Was In DFCE Ribbon

Never Been In The Field Ribbon
 Device denotes an additional 5 years without visiting High Range, Mt Bundy or Puckapunyal.

8 To 4 Ribbon
Shows up to work, does the absolute minimum required and goes home.

Never Earned A Ribbon Ribbon

Everyone Went To Timor Except Me Ribbon
Numeral denotes number of years you have been asking for an overseas trip.

My Uncle Spent WWII Hiding In A Small Cave Near Dartmouth Ribbon

HQ Tour Ribbon
Skull Device for each life-sucking 2-year period spent in Canberra.

DUI And Still In The Service Ribbon
Device denotes number of NTSC successfully dodged.

I'm Not Moving! Ribbon
House device represents each successful threat of discharge if posted.

Got My Last Boss Promoted Ribbon
Numeral denotes number of superiors promoted by your hard work who have already forgotten your name.

Drinking Buddy's Commendation Ribbon
Device denotes consecutive awards.

Never Left Australia Ribbon
For 20 years of “Home Front" service.

My Wife's Uncle Knew Someone Who Served In WWII Ribbon

Daddy Is A General Ribbon
Star devices denote Daddy's actual rank.

CPL/CAPT For Life Ribbon
 Device worn on CAPT's Ribbon only to denote extra pay incentives.

Always Been In the Field Ribbon
 Device denotes an additional 5 years of spending more than 4 months per year at High Range, Mt Bundy or Puckapunyal. (See: Got Divorced Again Ribbon).

Close Friend Of The Career Manager Ribbon
 Palm tree device for each back-to-back posting in Perth, Melbourne or Brisbane.

Powerpoint Wizard Ribbon
Awarded for mastery of the Art of Looking Good.

Temporary Duty In The US Ribbons (Entire Set)

Ribbon set attaches to the ADM so that experienced ADF personnel don't look like complete losers standing next to American Privates. (NOTE: Only to be worn in the US.)