These units are neither metric nor imperial but are of a scale that can be precisely understood by the salt encrusted tar and his long suffering Messmates.

The exact amount of concern the Coxn (1) shows you when you advise him you have lost your wallet.

The Formula used by DEFPAY (2) to calculate pay increases after tax.

The time it takes to get to the front of of any queue.

The difference between the length of the piece of shoring (3) you have cut too short and the actual distance it needs to stretch. This is only discovered after an enormous amount of effort has been expended to get the shoring back to where it was needed and just before discovering that there is no more lumber available for shoring.

The amount of ice cream available to the (apparently) vindictive and mean
cooks who have seemingly singled you out for ice cream starvation.

The number of Chux clothes held by the Bosun's Store which will never be used.

How full your boot bag has become over the course of one deployment.

The amount of misleading information given to you by a Leading Seaman (4) who thinks he's funny.

The amount of concern the entire mess feels when the cooks run out of parsley.

The amount of sunscreen which will cover all bare skin and be absorded without leaving a mess, and which you asked for in the first place.

The size of the piece of equipment you have to fit into a compartment that is smaller then a shoe box

The amount of experience required prior to discharge.

The approximate amount of ice cream the guy in front of you has been given by the cooks.

A point on an open-ended scale used to judge how good a run ashore (5) was which lies roughly between GREAT and BRILLIANT.

The size of the bouncer you just called a "brainless shit head" for not letting you into the club/pub (he claims you are too inebriated) and who intends to discuss it with you in the car park.

The amount of physical effort required to turn off the lights when you leave a compartment which is, amazingly, too much to expend.

A "new age" expression which indicates an exceptional run ashore where we had a great time, but just can't remember the details right now.

The temperature has dropped to the stage where you are covered in goosebumps but the QM (6) will still not let you wear your woolley pulley.

The amount of misleading advice you include in good advice which makes it hilarious and adds spice to vital points.

The distance the end of your rifle barrel moved while you were at attention in the guard which caused the POBM's (7) red faced tirade and apparent epileptic fit.

This is the exact amount by which your pay will increase when you get promoted.

This is the measurement of the minimum amount of common sense the new Seaman will require but which they appear not to have.

A weight measurement indicating the precise amount a person may carry, plus 2 kilograms.

Although often confused with Shit tin , this is an estimation of the amount already carried from the wharf and around the ship before someone finally decides where to store it. (total distance of approx. 40 nautical miles)

Enough oil to lubricate a device and still leave enough to drip freely onto a freshly painted deck.

The contents of the pay packet of an average maintainer

The temperature achieved only in the tropics which is noted when the paint dries on the brush before it can be applied to the deck.

The amount of ice cream you recieve.

How much toilet paper is left in Naval Stores a week prior to the end of the deployment.

A squirt of suncreen this is slightly more than that required to cover a patch of skin and will not be adsorbed by the skin, but will leave greasy smears on skin and clothing

Approximate amount of stores which have been delivered to the ship and which must be brought onboard by you and one scrawny writer with a bad back.

Either the time it takes for seaweed to grow on the hull or to get a chief out of the mess.

An approximation on how new and useful a piece of equipment is despite the user having no experience on it.

What's left in your wallet after a good port.